A letter from Boys bathroom...

Hey boys,

I'm not a spa that can handle 30+ minute showers. I see you in there falling asleep standing up or laying in the tub letting the shower wash over you. Don't you see walls dripping when you're done with the shower? I am not a steam room or a sauna... don't you see the black mold appearing on my ceiling? 

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And what's the deal with putting an apple core down my toilet, seriously are you too lazy to find a trash can?  You are teens now so I guess it's time to learn how to use a plunger but next time, don't poop on top of an apple core, my floor will never be the same.  And the smell.... YUCK

Oh, but you fixed that when you fell asleep on the toilet while running the water in the tub...  It's a good thing the tub is located above the kitchen so the overflow from the tub could fall right into the kitchen sink. I guess the screaming from your brother doing the dishes woke you up but the ceiling dripping is not a way to get on your mom's good side even if she did laugh at it.  

Seriously, wake up from your teen stupor and use your brain... 

Your reluctant bathroom...